However, a young Christian girl attending one of the most prestigious – not to mention religious – campuses in this country and this great state of Texas getting filled up by cocks galore is quite possibly the most interesting thing on my mind. I only wished I was around to witness something as miraculous as seeing such a bright young thing getting defiled by splooge dripping from her face. I suppose my time will come (no pun intended) sooner or later, but until then I will have to continue stroking off to the image of a good girl gone bad.

In the words of my friend: “The best thing about Christian girls is that when they fall, they fall right onto your cock.” Amen.