Retro Porn

I was born at the end of the golden age of porn, which is depressing when you’re a person like me. I started watching porn accidentally, but I won’t get into that. I was still sexually confused after my first session of masturbation while watching two hard and long men fucking every orifice of a young blonde woman with just a tuff of blonde pubic hair. And this is more an ode to pubic hair than anything else. While a lot of you men out there like stroking off to barely legal bald pussy, I’m still romanticizing the bush – the 70’s bush.

What a pleasure is it to see men splooging onto the thick carpet of a woman’s cunt. My girlfriends shaved, all but one that is. I worshipped her hairy snatch – don’t get me wrong, she did trim and cut, but never went bald. I loved to go down on her, and while a stray pube might wind up in my mouth, I think I was worth it. Like Hank Moody (Californication character) wrote in a blog, I like to know that the woman I’m fucking is indeed a woman.

Sadly, however, this clip fails to provide me my desires.

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