Teeny Bopper

I didn’t have enough high school sex, I tell you. I see these barely legal vixens cruising the streets in miniskirts and thongs and I begin to wonder where this sort of pussy was when I was eighteen. I used to fantasize about girls with cunts like the ones strolling around at the mall, spending way too much time in my room stroking off. The imagines in my head would get so extreme that I even contemplated taking up public masturbation in the high school restroom all those years ago.

Thankfully, I’m not old enough to be their fathers, but I am old enough to be their senior year English teacher. And I don’t know what nature is putting in the eighteen-year-olds of this generation, but God knows what I’d like to put into their bodies.

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