July 2008

College girls are hot. I know this because a half of year ago I was in college and the girls there were fucking hot. I never went to parties, though, because I was too busy focusing on my academics than picking up some extracurricular body to take up my after school time. Though, it’s not like I didn’t think about it.

Take this girl for example. She didn’t intend to get fucked and filmed when she got dressed up for the party. She didn’t even know how much she’d drink. But then the alcohol worked its way through her mind and then she – while still cognizant of what’s going on – decided that it was about time she stripped off her clothes and go down on a random stranger, thinking, “If I’m going to be a wild party girl, then I might as well go the whole nine yards (nine yards turned into nine inches, or more, but what does she know? She’s a college slut and she probably just sucks off her algebra teacher’s cock in the meanwhile).”

Damn, I miss college.

Nothing ends a game like a good blow job, fucking session and cumming on some slut’s tits, right? Wouldn’t you like to know? Perhaps next time when you and your buddies are out in the scorching sun slamming dunks, you can invite this little vixen over to watch you. Trust me, because before long, you won’t be slamming some orange ball into the rim, you’ll be slamming your hard cock up to your balls into her nice fuck hole. And who knows, perhaps into her rim as well, if you catch my drift.

Basketball never looked any better, if I do say so myself.

It’s times like this that I’m slapping my forehead and sighing out in exasperation. Here I am in my office, surfing the next, watching hours of porn (because let’s face it, a guy’s gotta do what a guy’s gotta do) and then I stumble on this little number. Two fucking sexy women going all over each other before getting down on their knees and worshiping a guy’s massive hard on. All the while, I’m slaving away over a computer writing a paragraph that was originally going to tell you a story about a blow job I once had in the bathroom at a local mall – which was interrupted by a rent-a-cop and a woman who took a massive piss in the next stall (yes, I was in the women’s bathroom and my at-the-time girlfriend had coaxed me into the idea – really, she just grabbed at my dick and stroked it a bit and I was game).

But no! No, instead, I find myself wondering why it is I’m writing about porn instead of going and getting me some. In all actuality, I think a sex tape of my own will sooner or later be in the works (you know, once I find a woman daring enough to take it off for the camera). Oh well, at least I still have some shreds of imagination to work off of. A really hot number giving me blow jobs on a regular basis. I suppose it’s all great. Not perfect, but great to say the least.

Nope. Still jealous.