Of course she knows she’ll have to do extra credit to be able to pass the test. She looks at me, eying my every facial expression. The test scores have always been so bad and she knows it. But I can’t flunk out a girl with tits like hers.
“So,” she asks. “What do you think? Is there a way for me to make it up?”
I nod. “After school. I’ll have some assignments for you to do.”
And I imagine her sucking my cock, her supple breasts heaving up and down as she rests on her knees in front of me.
I don’t have a pregnant fetish, but I can’t pass up a blow job either. So was it wrong of me to sort of take advantage of a hormonal woman? I say sort of because I wasn’t the one who asked for the blow job. Fuck, I wasn’t even the one who picked her up. She came on to me, which is strange, because I was at the club when it happened. I suppose it makes a little sense because what is a pregnant woman suppose to in a club? No one asked her to dance and she can’t drink – the thick smog of smoke should’ve kept her out.
“Let’s go somewhere quieter,” she said, her right hand tugging on my belt.
“And do what?”
“You know.”
I don’t cum in her mouth because I’m afraid she’ll swallow. Normally, it would turn me on, but I just thought it was downright wrong because of the situation.
NOTE: okay…didn’t realize this yesterday, or maybe it happened today, but the video’s not playing here. Here’s the link to it.
I’m not speaking in character today because I have a head cold, so you’ll have to bear with me. Normally, I’m in character on this blog and write about all the sexual escapades said character(s) experience(s). Today, I bring you a little clip of homemade porn because I like homemade porn; however, I’ve never made a sex tape myself, I do like pointing out the problems that amateurs may experience. This isn’t the case, this time around.
The tape below is good and somewhat arousing, but it’s not my type of film. I tend to like porn that’s more…you know, I’m not going to get into my preferences here. But this differs from most amateur porn that I’ll post here because it involves a threesome. Now not only have I not made a sex tape, but I also have never had a threesome because I wouldn’t know what to do, much like this person in here.
Threesomes are supposed to be the greatest. You get two girls to fuck, but you only have one penis. This leaves someone not doing something. It’s different of course when you have two guys one girl, because she has more than one orifice to stick a dick in. I mean, she can be sucking you off, while he rams her from being, or vice versa. And if she’s extra kinky (hopefully she is) you can always DP.
Not so with the MFF threesome because now you’re left with taking turns, which is great and all, but unless the other one has a sandwich in hand (yes that was a “Friends” reference), it can get quite dull. So while this guy gets ridden to cumming all over the young, shaven vixen’s pussy and continues fucking her afterward, the first girl is still left to do nothing and have no sexual pleasure. So your solution? Lie down, that way you can eat her out while the others slamming down on your cock. And if you’re lucky, they might just kiss.
Thank god for barely legal sites and videos. Without those, I might forget what a young 18-year-old body looks like when it’s getting fucked. I’m not that old, but the younger girls who are new on the market still reel my fantasies when I’m at the mall. I never go with my girlfriend because I’m afraid she’ll get all panties in a wad – though she shouldn’t worry, really, because her body still remains in a forever youthful state.
But when I see a girl who just turned 18 at the mall shopping for skimpy clothing that makes her look like a dolled up slut, I can’t help but to start imagining the different ways I’d fuck her. And there are many different ways that I would.
I had a dream like this once. Only I wasn’t one of the guys, just an onlooker. Perhaps I was a god. I mean it was my dream, right? And who says that all sexual dreams you have must contain you? I’ve had many dreams where my lovers were munching down on the muffs of other women. I even dreamt that my girlfriend was getting rammed in her pussy and ass by two men who would put me to shame. It’s the whole eroticism of seeing your woman (or man, depending on your gender and sexuality) getting fucked by someone else. Don’t tell me that you haven’t thought of it.
It’s a sad stereotype that all men want another woman when it comes to a threesome. Which is weird, considering that most porn contains MFM threesomes. Not to mention gangbang sex clips. But sometimes you want a little variety. Sure, watching your woman fucking some other dick is hot, but what about you? If your girl’s all for anal, then kudos, best of both worlds. But if she doesn’t, it can leave you aroused and waiting and who wants sloppy seconds? I suppose that’s why swingers have it all figured out. Add in another woman and a man, and then you really have something going. Something the both of you will be satisfied with.
My mind has the tendency to wander. We’re at a party when I see this hot girl pass me by. My girl’s attached to my arm, so I covertly take a glance at her. Nice ass, great tits, average body – the sort with curves, nothing mundane – and stunning looks that would bring an ancient cock to praise the heavens.
Within seconds, I imagine this girl walking up to us and asking my girlfriend is she wants a drink. Her voice is seductive, but not masculine. There isn’t a hint of butch in the girl. Soon they’re laughing, flirtatiously pawing at each other.
“Join me in my room?” She looks at me. “He can come. He has to behave, though.”
She undresses my girl and then herself. She has me sitting in the corner literally holding my cock as I take it all in. Soon she’s convinces my girl to lap up her pussy juices. She instructs her to insert a finger.
“After tonight,” she whispers, “I’ll make you a pro.”
You know you’re doing something wrong when your mother has to show you, but did mine have to teach me a lesson about sex with my boyfriend in the room?! How embarrassing! My mother thinks she’s the guru of sex and that I’m just an innocently little girl. I know what a penis is mother, and I know where to put it! But Mom thinks that a boy needs a blow job first and teaches me how to give one. Yes, Mother, I know that you don’t blow but suck on it. Geez. She treats me like such a child sometimes. He didn’t seem to mind though. My mother is such a slut, I’m sure if I weren’t her daughter, she’d be on him and helping me get him off.
What is it with cum shot compilations that just gets me all riled up? After watching load after load get sprayed, squirted, splooged on random girls by several men, all I want to do is go find myself a girl who would love it if I did that to her. I seriously ask myself, do such women exist or do they only exist on the screens of my computer and my TV? I know porn stars get paid to allow guys to drop their loads in the mouth, on their face, tits, etc., but what about the amateur porn that is so often downloaded, whacked off to and so on?
Those women live outside their men’s screens. To find one must be the holy grail for all men.
I supposed because it’s Friday and it’s raining, I’ll try to lighten my mood by writing a little funny piece on sex and porn. And here it is:
Small dicks! They exist, I know because I’ve seen a few of them myself on the amateur channels on porno sites that allow them to be uploaded. I have nothing against tiny cocks because no cock – despite what you may think – is inadequate when it comes to pleasing women. With that being said, I hate it when I see some tease saying she needs a big cock to get her off.
You’re a liar missy! I know what’s going on in that cunt of yours probably more than you think. A lot of it is nerveless tissue which means a giant cock wouldn’t hit the areas you want hit. A smaller, curved penis, on the other hand might get the job done. Besides, studies have shown men with “less to work with” work harder than their pompous giant brethren.
So let us hear it for the little man! Because even small cocks need love.
I dislike the webcam sex. Not because I hate watching a girl masturbate, because I love the whole voyeuristic feel of watching a young nymph fingering her wet cunt, massaging her clit and sucking off the juices from her moist fingers. I also love the naturalist feel to webcam sex, meaning that not every girl in the nation, or the world – thank you internet – for that matter, is a porn star or has a porn star-esque body. Pubic hair! And the only plastic that appears in the feed is a dildo if she’s using one. Those are probably what I look for in a woman if I’m going to defile her in one way or another – again, as I’ve stated in the past, I’m not looking for seventies bush, I’m just hunting for some evidence that the person I’m fucking is in fact a person I should be fucking.
What I don’t like is the pauses. The glitches of movements that the webcam didn’t capture. That’s the only thing that I hate about webcam sexual acts.
[NOTE: I don’t know why I couldn’t post the video here, but the clip above is not the clip I wrote the blog around. You may find the video I did write the blog around here.]
