Mother Knows All

You know you’re doing something wrong when your mother has to show you, but did mine have to teach me a lesson about sex with my boyfriend in the room?! How embarrassing! My mother thinks she’s the guru of sex and that I’m just an innocently little girl. I know what a penis is mother, and I know where to put it! But Mom thinks that a boy needs a blow job first and teaches me how to give one. Yes, Mother, I know that you don’t blow but suck on it. Geez. She treats me like such a child sometimes. He didn’t seem to mind though. My mother is such a slut, I’m sure if I weren’t her daughter, she’d be on him and helping me get him off.