“Let’s get the camera,” she says as she struts around the room. Her ass is nice and round, I think. It’s always been the better of all the asses I’ve seen in my past. Not to mention the rest of her body. And even though we have children now – who are away at some camp – she still knows when to get down and dirty for the camera.
“I want you to fuck me hard and cum on my face,” she says, unbuttoning her jeans and pulling them down so that her ass just bounces out. She is still amazing. “Fuck me,” she says, “Fuck me as hard as you can.”
I’m not speaking in character today because I have a head cold, so you’ll have to bear with me. Normally, I’m in character on this blog and write about all the sexual escapades said character(s) experience(s). Today, I bring you a little clip of homemade porn because I like homemade porn; however, I’ve never made a sex tape myself, I do like pointing out the problems that amateurs may experience. This isn’t the case, this time around.
The tape below is good and somewhat arousing, but it’s not my type of film. I tend to like porn that’s more…you know, I’m not going to get into my preferences here. But this differs from most amateur porn that I’ll post here because it involves a threesome. Now not only have I not made a sex tape, but I also have never had a threesome because I wouldn’t know what to do, much like this person in here.
Threesomes are supposed to be the greatest. You get two girls to fuck, but you only have one penis. This leaves someone not doing something. It’s different of course when you have two guys one girl, because she has more than one orifice to stick a dick in. I mean, she can be sucking you off, while he rams her from being, or vice versa. And if she’s extra kinky (hopefully she is) you can always DP.
Not so with the MFF threesome because now you’re left with taking turns, which is great and all, but unless the other one has a sandwich in hand (yes that was a “Friends” reference), it can get quite dull. So while this guy gets ridden to cumming all over the young, shaven vixen’s pussy and continues fucking her afterward, the first girl is still left to do nothing and have no sexual pleasure. So your solution? Lie down, that way you can eat her out while the others slamming down on your cock. And if you’re lucky, they might just kiss.
My mind has the tendency to wander. We’re at a party when I see this hot girl pass me by. My girl’s attached to my arm, so I covertly take a glance at her. Nice ass, great tits, average body – the sort with curves, nothing mundane – and stunning looks that would bring an ancient cock to praise the heavens.
Within seconds, I imagine this girl walking up to us and asking my girlfriend is she wants a drink. Her voice is seductive, but not masculine. There isn’t a hint of butch in the girl. Soon they’re laughing, flirtatiously pawing at each other.
“Join me in my room?” She looks at me. “He can come. He has to behave, though.”
She undresses my girl and then herself. She has me sitting in the corner literally holding my cock as I take it all in. Soon she’s convinces my girl to lap up her pussy juices. She instructs her to insert a finger.
“After tonight,” she whispers, “I’ll make you a pro.”
I supposed because it’s Friday and it’s raining, I’ll try to lighten my mood by writing a little funny piece on sex and porn. And here it is:
Small dicks! They exist, I know because I’ve seen a few of them myself on the amateur channels on porno sites that allow them to be uploaded. I have nothing against tiny cocks because no cock – despite what you may think – is inadequate when it comes to pleasing women. With that being said, I hate it when I see some tease saying she needs a big cock to get her off.
You’re a liar missy! I know what’s going on in that cunt of yours probably more than you think. A lot of it is nerveless tissue which means a giant cock wouldn’t hit the areas you want hit. A smaller, curved penis, on the other hand might get the job done. Besides, studies have shown men with “less to work with” work harder than their pompous giant brethren.
So let us hear it for the little man! Because even small cocks need love.
I dislike the webcam sex. Not because I hate watching a girl masturbate, because I love the whole voyeuristic feel of watching a young nymph fingering her wet cunt, massaging her clit and sucking off the juices from her moist fingers. I also love the naturalist feel to webcam sex, meaning that not every girl in the nation, or the world – thank you internet – for that matter, is a porn star or has a porn star-esque body. Pubic hair! And the only plastic that appears in the feed is a dildo if she’s using one. Those are probably what I look for in a woman if I’m going to defile her in one way or another – again, as I’ve stated in the past, I’m not looking for seventies bush, I’m just hunting for some evidence that the person I’m fucking is in fact a person I should be fucking.
What I don’t like is the pauses. The glitches of movements that the webcam didn’t capture. That’s the only thing that I hate about webcam sexual acts.
[NOTE: I don’t know why I couldn’t post the video here, but the clip above is not the clip I wrote the blog around. You may find the video I did write the blog around here.]
I love hanging out at wide open parks. Nothing better than the green grass, the tall trees, the great outdoors not tainted by the Merry-go-round or slides and not to mention the fresh air. Oh, and I almost forgot, the pussy.
Nothing like outdoor sex to spark up the adrenaline. The grabbing her ass while I’m getting her from behind. The way she clinches her cunt walls around my hard cock, causing the friction to build. I give her a slap on her ass; the whack sends little vibrations leaving it still jiggling as I slam into her.
If more women were this willing, I am sure a lot more men would be fighting to conserve the wilderness.
I don’t speak Korean, so I have no idea why she’s laughing in this video. Perhaps it’s the excitement of an average size dick. Or perhaps it’s because she’s just really happy about having to suck two guys off at similar times. I often ignore the men in these videos because they aren’t my bread and butter; the women, on the other hands, those nubile teens, those busty women, all of them, are. However, and oddly enough, I’m reminded of a friend when the clip starts off. We’re in his truck when he asks if I ever attempted to stay soft while having my girlfriend suck me off. I turned to him with a questionable look and said no. He smirked and said he made it a game out of it.
So of course I had to try it. I won’t get into my own sexual life, but it didn’t last very long because I was hard the moment her tongue started lapping at my shaft.
But the girl here, well, she seems mighty amused about the different states of these cocks. One looks rather flaccid and the other looks like it’s ready to blow its load all over her face, down her chin and onto her small breasts. And the fact she takes them into her mouth at the same time is more than a turn on.
Just remember, it’s not gay if two penises touch as long as there’s a girl taking them up her snatch, or into her mouth. Just don’t kiss, okay?
We picked this one up on the corner with promises of making her a star. She is, however. I mean, she’s on the fucking internet fucking a total stranger. You don’t get anymore Hollywood than that, right?
The fucking was her idea. The little slut was only supposed to suck off my friend. Her mouth was a vacuum, he said. She started going at it immediately. It’s apparent she’s done something like this before.
“Fuck me,” she said. “Fuck me hard.”
“That’s going to be hard,” I chuckled. “You’re both in the backseat of a crummy car. If we had a van like those other guys online, then fucking wouldn’t be so cramped.”
“I wanna feel his breath falling on me as he slams his dick into my pussy.”
There’s a reason I love fucking eighteen year olds more than fucking someone who is old enough to buy herself a drink and that’s because they will fuck and suck for me to give them what they want. Of course, like the asshole I am, I wind up changing my mind after I splooge all of their little faces. But this girl didn’t want a drink. She wanted revenge. Cliché, I know, but what’s a guy in my stature supposed to do? Just pass up some horny young slut?
And what made this experience better was the fact that she wasn’t wearing that skimpy underwear her slutty friends normally wore. She was wearing floral print bra and panties – not a thong, not a g-string, not anything that remotely shouts I like fucking! But normal underwear, what most would call “granny panties,” but are far from the fact.
I just stood there, hard cock in my hand, as she took off those loose fitting clothing to show her voluptuous body hidden away behind cotton. She got on her knees and just took me in her mouth.
“We’ll be late,” I said.
“But it’ll be worth it when you cum.”
And indeed it was.
[Writer’s note: I’m sorry about the delay in a lot of these posts. The perfect Texas weather has crippled my connection and my electricity. With Hurricane Dolly out of my hair – I live in the area that was hit – I’m glad to say that my connection is back and my power is on for a longer period of time, hopefully. The weeks before Dolly, bad weather and wind killed a lot of the power. I’m sure now that we’re back in the good ol’ Texas heat, I’ll be sharing more fuck stories than I originally have the later parts of this month. I apologize once again.]
She laid there, naked. Her soaked panties on the floor. The stale scent of sex lingered in the air. This girl wasn’t Blaspheme. She was just someone who fit the description. After all the searching for her, I had finally given in to my own personal lusts and found the first girl who fit the words others had said. Which was hard considering the differences in the hair, mouth and tits in various descriptions from past lovers and one night stands.
“You wanna fuck me in the ass?” she asked, lifting her cute apple shaped butt up. I slapped it, watching it shake around. Blaspheme wouldn’t ask; she’d demanded.
“Fuck me in the ass,” she’d bark at me. My cock would be rock hard, already in the moment of bursting. And I would, inside her ass and she’ll moan and say, “You like fucking me in the ass, don’t you? Say you like fucking me in the ass.”
