“Let’s get the camera,” she says as she struts around the room. Her ass is nice and round, I think. It’s always been the better of all the asses I’ve seen in my past. Not to mention the rest of her body. And even though we have children now – who are away at some camp – she still knows when to get down and dirty for the camera.
“I want you to fuck me hard and cum on my face,” she says, unbuttoning her jeans and pulling them down so that her ass just bounces out. She is still amazing. “Fuck me,” she says, “Fuck me as hard as you can.”
I’m not speaking in character today because I have a head cold, so you’ll have to bear with me. Normally, I’m in character on this blog and write about all the sexual escapades said character(s) experience(s). Today, I bring you a little clip of homemade porn because I like homemade porn; however, I’ve never made a sex tape myself, I do like pointing out the problems that amateurs may experience. This isn’t the case, this time around.
The tape below is good and somewhat arousing, but it’s not my type of film. I tend to like porn that’s more…you know, I’m not going to get into my preferences here. But this differs from most amateur porn that I’ll post here because it involves a threesome. Now not only have I not made a sex tape, but I also have never had a threesome because I wouldn’t know what to do, much like this person in here.
Threesomes are supposed to be the greatest. You get two girls to fuck, but you only have one penis. This leaves someone not doing something. It’s different of course when you have two guys one girl, because she has more than one orifice to stick a dick in. I mean, she can be sucking you off, while he rams her from being, or vice versa. And if she’s extra kinky (hopefully she is) you can always DP.
Not so with the MFF threesome because now you’re left with taking turns, which is great and all, but unless the other one has a sandwich in hand (yes that was a “Friends” reference), it can get quite dull. So while this guy gets ridden to cumming all over the young, shaven vixen’s pussy and continues fucking her afterward, the first girl is still left to do nothing and have no sexual pleasure. So your solution? Lie down, that way you can eat her out while the others slamming down on your cock. And if you’re lucky, they might just kiss.
I had a dream like this once. Only I wasn’t one of the guys, just an onlooker. Perhaps I was a god. I mean it was my dream, right? And who says that all sexual dreams you have must contain you? I’ve had many dreams where my lovers were munching down on the muffs of other women. I even dreamt that my girlfriend was getting rammed in her pussy and ass by two men who would put me to shame. It’s the whole eroticism of seeing your woman (or man, depending on your gender and sexuality) getting fucked by someone else. Don’t tell me that you haven’t thought of it.
It’s a sad stereotype that all men want another woman when it comes to a threesome. Which is weird, considering that most porn contains MFM threesomes. Not to mention gangbang sex clips. But sometimes you want a little variety. Sure, watching your woman fucking some other dick is hot, but what about you? If your girl’s all for anal, then kudos, best of both worlds. But if she doesn’t, it can leave you aroused and waiting and who wants sloppy seconds? I suppose that’s why swingers have it all figured out. Add in another woman and a man, and then you really have something going. Something the both of you will be satisfied with.
You know you’re doing something wrong when your mother has to show you, but did mine have to teach me a lesson about sex with my boyfriend in the room?! How embarrassing! My mother thinks she’s the guru of sex and that I’m just an innocently little girl. I know what a penis is mother, and I know where to put it! But Mom thinks that a boy needs a blow job first and teaches me how to give one. Yes, Mother, I know that you don’t blow but suck on it. Geez. She treats me like such a child sometimes. He didn’t seem to mind though. My mother is such a slut, I’m sure if I weren’t her daughter, she’d be on him and helping me get him off.
What is it with cum shot compilations that just gets me all riled up? After watching load after load get sprayed, squirted, splooged on random girls by several men, all I want to do is go find myself a girl who would love it if I did that to her. I seriously ask myself, do such women exist or do they only exist on the screens of my computer and my TV? I know porn stars get paid to allow guys to drop their loads in the mouth, on their face, tits, etc., but what about the amateur porn that is so often downloaded, whacked off to and so on?
Those women live outside their men’s screens. To find one must be the holy grail for all men.
I’m sure when your girlfriend or wife says she wants a facial, she doesn’t mean she want several guys with large cocks splooging on her face. And if you do, you have quite the woman in your hands and I salute you in any way possible –unless you’re not into that, then I feel quite sorry for you. Watching cock after cock cumming on her face tickles me inside. No idea why.
I suppose it takes a special girl to sit/kneel there and let several men shoot her face with their dicks. I haven’t met that girl yet, or calculated the right price. Women, I tell you.
In high school, I had this white friend – note that I come from a very high population of Hispanics, so white people aren’t exactly a dime a dozen – and one day he turned to me – out of all classes – in chemistry and said, “I need to at least fuck one black girl before I get married.”
Taking it a tad racist, I turned to him and said, “Excuse me?”
“Yeah. Just one. It’s something everyone should do.”
“Fuck a black girl?”
“No. Fuck someone outside your race.”
Easy for him to say, the higher population was already outside his race. But his explanation, while sounding a little stereotypical, but not in the sense that would amount to being a hate crime, gave me the sense that he’d thought this through after watching WNBA and porn back to back one day.
“They have way more energy than Hispanics (again, another misguided stereotype. I mean, we’re not that lazy; well, not all of us, at least) and white chicks. Can you imagine one of them riding your cock?”
Truth was, I couldn’t. I was in chemistry, possibly the unsexiest class one can take in high school. I’m not sure if the guy ever got his wish, but last I heard, he’s settled for a Hispanic girl. Go team!
I love hanging out at wide open parks. Nothing better than the green grass, the tall trees, the great outdoors not tainted by the Merry-go-round or slides and not to mention the fresh air. Oh, and I almost forgot, the pussy.
Nothing like outdoor sex to spark up the adrenaline. The grabbing her ass while I’m getting her from behind. The way she clinches her cunt walls around my hard cock, causing the friction to build. I give her a slap on her ass; the whack sends little vibrations leaving it still jiggling as I slam into her.
If more women were this willing, I am sure a lot more men would be fighting to conserve the wilderness.
Orgies with eighteen and nineteen year olds was and probably will always be my fantasy since I was, well, eighteen and nineteen. However, unlike this little number, I’ll make sure there’d be less guys jerking off by me and more women fighting to suck me off, fuck me, or any of the other guys there – how about a ration of 3 to 1?
I don’t know what it’s about the barely legal that excites us so much. It’s not as much as when we were barely legal because we were too horny and cock driven to the older more experience pussy. But getting the new girl in the upper level English course, fresh faced freshmen, straight out of high school, gets the cock running full speed.
Come to think of it, do I really want to share that with other guys? I think I’ve changed my mind about the orgy.
Ever since watching the first episode of Californication, I’ve wanted to fuck a nun. But a hot nun, not one of the old nasty looking women of the cloth. There’s just something promising about a young woman who is told she can never had a hard cock (or any cock for that matter) shoved deep into her wet pussy. And that she can never finger herself or inject anything foreign into her cooch, either. Sexually deprived people are the most likely to jump on someone the moment the opportunity arises. And here I thought Catholic school girls were the horniest of the bunch. Nuns, the young ones anyway and all I care for, must be fucking mad when it comes down to sucking cock, riding cock, doing all things with cock.
That’s it, I must now find a young (at least in her thirties) nun to shove my dick into.
