Group sex

I’m not speaking in character today because I have a head cold, so you’ll have to bear with me. Normally, I’m in character on this blog and write about all the sexual escapades said character(s) experience(s). Today, I bring you a little clip of homemade porn because I like homemade porn; however, I’ve never made a sex tape myself, I do like pointing out the problems that amateurs may experience. This isn’t the case, this time around.

The tape below is good and somewhat arousing, but it’s not my type of film. I tend to like porn that’s more…you know, I’m not going to get into my preferences here. But this differs from most amateur porn that I’ll post here because it involves a threesome. Now not only have I not made a sex tape, but I also have never had a threesome because I wouldn’t know what to do, much like this person in here.

Threesomes are supposed to be the greatest. You get two girls to fuck, but you only have one penis. This leaves someone not doing something. It’s different of course when you have two guys one girl, because she has more than one orifice to stick a dick in. I mean, she can be sucking you off, while he rams her from being, or vice versa. And if she’s extra kinky (hopefully she is) you can always DP.

Not so with the MFF threesome because now you’re left with taking turns, which is great and all, but unless the other one has a sandwich in hand (yes that was a “Friends” reference), it can get quite dull. So while this guy gets ridden to cumming all over the young, shaven vixen’s pussy and continues fucking her afterward, the first girl is still left to do nothing and have no sexual pleasure. So your solution? Lie down, that way you can eat her out while the others slamming down on your cock. And if you’re lucky, they might just kiss.

Thank god for barely legal sites and videos. Without those, I might forget what a young 18-year-old body looks like when it’s getting fucked. I’m not that old, but the younger girls who are new on the market still reel my fantasies when I’m at the mall. I never go with my girlfriend because I’m afraid she’ll get all panties in a wad – though she shouldn’t worry, really, because her body still remains in a forever youthful state.

But when I see a girl who just turned 18 at the mall shopping for skimpy clothing that makes her look like a dolled up slut, I can’t help but to start imagining the different ways I’d fuck her. And there are many different ways that I would.

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I had a dream like this once. Only I wasn’t one of the guys, just an onlooker. Perhaps I was a god. I mean it was my dream, right? And who says that all sexual dreams you have must contain you? I’ve had many dreams where my lovers were munching down on the muffs of other women. I even dreamt that my girlfriend was getting rammed in her pussy and ass by two men who would put me to shame. It’s the whole eroticism of seeing your woman (or man, depending on your gender and sexuality) getting fucked by someone else. Don’t tell me that you haven’t thought of it.

It’s a sad stereotype that all men want another woman when it comes to a threesome. Which is weird, considering that most porn contains MFM threesomes. Not to mention gangbang sex clips. But sometimes you want a little variety. Sure, watching your woman fucking some other dick is hot, but what about you? If your girl’s all for anal, then kudos, best of both worlds. But if she doesn’t, it can leave you aroused and waiting and who wants sloppy seconds? I suppose that’s why swingers have it all figured out. Add in another woman and a man, and then you really have something going. Something the both of you will be satisfied with.

What is it with cum shot compilations that just gets me all riled up? After watching load after load get sprayed, squirted, splooged on random girls by several men, all I want to do is go find myself a girl who would love it if I did that to her. I seriously ask myself, do such women exist or do they only exist on the screens of my computer and my TV? I know porn stars get paid to allow guys to drop their loads in the mouth, on their face, tits, etc., but what about the amateur porn that is so often downloaded, whacked off to and so on?

Those women live outside their men’s screens. To find one must be the holy grail for all men.

It was a tad amazing seeing what the ladies did when I wasn’t around. I suppose I had always suspected my wife to be dipping into the other team for some sexual favors, but I always assumed she had the decency not to do it in our own home. Boy was I wrong about that one.

I stood outside watching for some time before making my move and pretending I had been oblivious to the whole thing. One thing I like about my darling slut wife is that she’s still addicted to cock and no matter how hot the other woman was, she still failed to give my wife that hard meat.

As they stripped me down, both fighting over my dick, I heard my wife say, “We should do this more often when the kids are away.”

I had given up hope of every finding Blaspheme or someone who really had an encounter rather than just another tall tale. The stories never made any sense. Everything was too warped with these ideas that I began to think that Blaspheme wasn’t a just one person, but a group of horny women fucking random men and women without strings attached.

But this fell into my lap. A card, signed by the one and only apparently. Along with it, a DVD of her interest in me. She wasn’t exactly as she was described, she was more human. But nonetheless still really fuckable.

The two women in the video, one of which was Blaspheme herself, started seducing the young man in the video. The camera work shaky, but still the sex was grand.

I don’t speak Korean, so I have no idea why she’s laughing in this video. Perhaps it’s the excitement of an average size dick. Or perhaps it’s because she’s just really happy about having to suck two guys off at similar times. I often ignore the men in these videos because they aren’t my bread and butter; the women, on the other hands, those nubile teens, those busty women, all of them, are. However, and oddly enough, I’m reminded of a friend when the clip starts off. We’re in his truck when he asks if I ever attempted to stay soft while having my girlfriend suck me off. I turned to him with a questionable look and said no. He smirked and said he made it a game out of it.

So of course I had to try it. I won’t get into my own sexual life, but it didn’t last very long because I was hard the moment her tongue started lapping at my shaft.

But the girl here, well, she seems mighty amused about the different states of these cocks. One looks rather flaccid and the other looks like it’s ready to blow its load all over her face, down her chin and onto her small breasts. And the fact she takes them into her mouth at the same time is more than a turn on.

Just remember, it’s not gay if two penises touch as long as there’s a girl taking them up her snatch, or into her mouth. Just don’t kiss, okay?

Orgies with eighteen and nineteen year olds was and probably will always be my fantasy since I was, well, eighteen and nineteen. However, unlike this little number, I’ll make sure there’d be less guys jerking off by me and more women fighting to suck me off, fuck me, or any of the other guys there – how about a ration of 3 to 1?

I don’t know what it’s about the barely legal that excites us so much. It’s not as much as when we were barely legal because we were too horny and cock driven to the older more experience pussy. But getting the new girl in the upper level English course, fresh faced freshmen, straight out of high school, gets the cock running full speed.

Come to think of it, do I really want to share that with other guys? I think I’ve changed my mind about the orgy.

My girl still looks like she did in high school, but now she’s old enough to buy her own drinks rather than flirting with older men and having them do it. Of course, if she wanted to, I’m sure they’d still buy her underage story and the way she bats her eyes in order to get what she wants.

But there are a lot of things Lolita about her body. Her fair soft skin, the way her ass hasn’t met gravity yet, the way her tits are still perky. She still has that innocent look on her face that makes tricks you into thinking she’s anything but. Of course, she’s quite the horny girl, just like she was back in high school.

There must be something in the water at her place, though. Her horny sister’s the same exact way.

“She preferred women over men,” he said, eyes looking off at the distance. “That part is true. And for the dancer story, well, she liked to screw us, but she didn’t last very long as one.”

He talks about her girlfriend and the one time he had sex with Blaspheme.

“It was a threesome at their place. I was invited there to take a tour and, well, one thing led to another and we were sprawled on the bed, both of them topless and me completely naked.

“They shared my cock, but Blaspheme took most of it in her mouth for longer periods. Man, did the little slut give good head. Soon after, I was eating out her girlfriend while she was riding my hard cock. The both of them probably made out because their sounds were muffled, but I couldn’t see. They took turns riding me, eating each other out and going down on me. It was probably the best sex I ever had at the time, or ever, actually. And when I came, Blaspheme was the one who took most of it in her mouth. I think they shared it at the end; she spat some into her girlfriend’s mouth.”