Interracial

I had a dream like this once. Only I wasn’t one of the guys, just an onlooker. Perhaps I was a god. I mean it was my dream, right? And who says that all sexual dreams you have must contain you? I’ve had many dreams where my lovers were munching down on the muffs of other women. I even dreamt that my girlfriend was getting rammed in her pussy and ass by two men who would put me to shame. It’s the whole eroticism of seeing your woman (or man, depending on your gender and sexuality) getting fucked by someone else. Don’t tell me that you haven’t thought of it.

It’s a sad stereotype that all men want another woman when it comes to a threesome. Which is weird, considering that most porn contains MFM threesomes. Not to mention gangbang sex clips. But sometimes you want a little variety. Sure, watching your woman fucking some other dick is hot, but what about you? If your girl’s all for anal, then kudos, best of both worlds. But if she doesn’t, it can leave you aroused and waiting and who wants sloppy seconds? I suppose that’s why swingers have it all figured out. Add in another woman and a man, and then you really have something going. Something the both of you will be satisfied with.

In high school, I had this white friend – note that I come from a very high population of Hispanics, so white people aren’t exactly a dime a dozen – and one day he turned to me – out of all classes – in chemistry and said, “I need to at least fuck one black girl before I get married.”

Taking it a tad racist, I turned to him and said, “Excuse me?”

“Yeah. Just one. It’s something everyone should do.”

“Fuck a black girl?”

“No. Fuck someone outside your race.”

Easy for him to say, the higher population was already outside his race. But his explanation, while sounding a little stereotypical, but not in the sense that would amount to being a hate crime, gave me the sense that he’d thought this through after watching WNBA and porn back to back one day.

“They have way more energy than Hispanics (again, another misguided stereotype. I mean, we’re not that lazy; well, not all of us, at least) and white chicks. Can you imagine one of them riding your cock?”

Truth was, I couldn’t. I was in chemistry, possibly the unsexiest class one can take in high school. I’m not sure if the guy ever got his wish, but last I heard, he’s settled for a Hispanic girl. Go team!

Maybe she does it to upset Daddy, or maybe she has her reasons for only fucking black men. Could it be for the most misconceived “fact” that once you go black you never go back? Or is it the myth that hangs (no pun intended) around the almighty black cock? Whatever the case, the young nymph seeks her prey – though I wouldn’t really call the suckers her prey because they are far from victims – at the bars, clubs, hell, even the mall. She drags them home, seduces them even more and then starts blowing their dicks until the shots of pearl white cum splatter on her face, ooze down her throat. In some cases, and they aren’t rare cases, she fucks them and lets their gobs of spunk slither out of her tight white pussy. Either way, it makes for a beautiful interracial photograph that will keep you shooting your load for days to come. Take a look.

Nothing ends a game like a good blow job, fucking session and cumming on some slut’s tits, right? Wouldn’t you like to know? Perhaps next time when you and your buddies are out in the scorching sun slamming dunks, you can invite this little vixen over to watch you. Trust me, because before long, you won’t be slamming some orange ball into the rim, you’ll be slamming your hard cock up to your balls into her nice fuck hole. And who knows, perhaps into her rim as well, if you catch my drift.

Basketball never looked any better, if I do say so myself.

Everyone’s talking about the Verne Troyer sex tape and I’m no different. Since the first time I heard Mini Me was going to pull out his Mini Me dick and put in it a not-so-Mini-Me cunt, I had to jump all over that. Sometimes I wish I hadn’t.

Now I’m not sure what the big hoo-hah is with the celebrity sex tape – I remember being one of the first people in my clique who watched the Paris Hilton sex clip and was more intrigued by the way her eyes looked in night vision than her performance of a fellatio on her lover’s cock (which, by the way, is the star of the whole movie, not Paris, despite how gay that may sound). But Verne Troyer? Really? That guy gets laid? I don’t want to be the sort of person who just assumes the little guy doesn’t get any pussy, but seriously?! What the fuck?!

I’m sure E!’s all over this and a Verne Troyer reality series is now in the works. Because isn’t that how most of E!’s reality shows get started? With a sex tape?

This is how I imagine the sex tape to look like. Enjoy:

I was born at the end of the golden age of porn, which is depressing when you’re a person like me. I started watching porn accidentally, but I won’t get into that. I was still sexually confused after my first session of masturbation while watching two hard and long men fucking every orifice of a young blonde woman with just a tuff of blonde pubic hair. And this is more an ode to pubic hair than anything else. While a lot of you men out there like stroking off to barely legal bald pussy, I’m still romanticizing the bush – the 70’s bush.

What a pleasure is it to see men splooging onto the thick carpet of a woman’s cunt. My girlfriends shaved, all but one that is. I worshipped her hairy snatch – don’t get me wrong, she did trim and cut, but never went bald. I loved to go down on her, and while a stray pube might wind up in my mouth, I think I was worth it. Like Hank Moody (Californication character) wrote in a blog, I like to know that the woman I’m fucking is indeed a woman.

Sadly, however, this clip fails to provide me my desires.

However, a young Christian girl attending one of the most prestigious – not to mention religious – campuses in this country and this great state of Texas getting filled up by cocks galore is quite possibly the most interesting thing on my mind. I only wished I was around to witness something as miraculous as seeing such a bright young thing getting defiled by splooge dripping from her face. I suppose my time will come (no pun intended) sooner or later, but until then I will have to continue stroking off to the image of a good girl gone bad.

In the words of my friend: “The best thing about Christian girls is that when they fall, they fall right onto your cock.” Amen.

I was out for the weekend. Went to Waco, TX and while I would’ve loved to write a Greetings-from-the-Bible-belt post, I opted against it as I had no connection and wasn’t about to jump into a public library to entertain you. The vacation was solely to entertain myself if anything.

However, don’t think I wasn’t thinking about you, my fellow viewers, as I was looking out for the sort of experiences you get off on. Sadly, there wasn’t a single person getting her holes filled up by several men at once. However, I’m sure some Christian girl from B****r was getting fucked hard. Hey, it sounded nice when I thought about it.

She likes it when her pussy’s fucked by big hard cock. It’s the only way she can cum, she says. So when Dmitri picked her up one night, the first thing she felt when rubbing her ass against him was his cock. If this was how big it was when he wasn’t aroused, she only imagined what he’d be like when he was. The blood boiled inside her, filling her up with excitement and her pussy dripped with horiness.

When she went over to his place and he was already stroking his cock as she walked in, she stripped off her clothes and crawled to him with her feline poise. Her very motive was to lick and suck his big black dick bone dry before allowing it inside her impatient pussy.

“What do you really want?” he asked her.

“I want you to fuck me hard. Fuck me so hard that I pass out from the pain and pleasure,” she responded.