You know you’re doing something wrong when your mother has to show you, but did mine have to teach me a lesson about sex with my boyfriend in the room?! How embarrassing! My mother thinks she’s the guru of sex and that I’m just an innocently little girl. I know what a penis is mother, and I know where to put it! But Mom thinks that a boy needs a blow job first and teaches me how to give one. Yes, Mother, I know that you don’t blow but suck on it. Geez. She treats me like such a child sometimes. He didn’t seem to mind though. My mother is such a slut, I’m sure if I weren’t her daughter, she’d be on him and helping me get him off.
What is it with cum shot compilations that just gets me all riled up? After watching load after load get sprayed, squirted, splooged on random girls by several men, all I want to do is go find myself a girl who would love it if I did that to her. I seriously ask myself, do such women exist or do they only exist on the screens of my computer and my TV? I know porn stars get paid to allow guys to drop their loads in the mouth, on their face, tits, etc., but what about the amateur porn that is so often downloaded, whacked off to and so on?
Those women live outside their men’s screens. To find one must be the holy grail for all men.
I supposed because it’s Friday and it’s raining, I’ll try to lighten my mood by writing a little funny piece on sex and porn. And here it is:
Small dicks! They exist, I know because I’ve seen a few of them myself on the amateur channels on porno sites that allow them to be uploaded. I have nothing against tiny cocks because no cock – despite what you may think – is inadequate when it comes to pleasing women. With that being said, I hate it when I see some tease saying she needs a big cock to get her off.
You’re a liar missy! I know what’s going on in that cunt of yours probably more than you think. A lot of it is nerveless tissue which means a giant cock wouldn’t hit the areas you want hit. A smaller, curved penis, on the other hand might get the job done. Besides, studies have shown men with “less to work with” work harder than their pompous giant brethren.
So let us hear it for the little man! Because even small cocks need love.
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I dislike the webcam sex. Not because I hate watching a girl masturbate, because I love the whole voyeuristic feel of watching a young nymph fingering her wet cunt, massaging her clit and sucking off the juices from her moist fingers. I also love the naturalist feel to webcam sex, meaning that not every girl in the nation, or the world – thank you internet – for that matter, is a porn star or has a porn star-esque body. Pubic hair! And the only plastic that appears in the feed is a dildo if she’s using one. Those are probably what I look for in a woman if I’m going to defile her in one way or another – again, as I’ve stated in the past, I’m not looking for seventies bush, I’m just hunting for some evidence that the person I’m fucking is in fact a person I should be fucking.
What I don’t like is the pauses. The glitches of movements that the webcam didn’t capture. That’s the only thing that I hate about webcam sexual acts.
[NOTE: I don’t know why I couldn’t post the video here, but the clip above is not the clip I wrote the blog around. You may find the video I did write the blog around here.]
It was a tad amazing seeing what the ladies did when I wasn’t around. I suppose I had always suspected my wife to be dipping into the other team for some sexual favors, but I always assumed she had the decency not to do it in our own home. Boy was I wrong about that one.
I stood outside watching for some time before making my move and pretending I had been oblivious to the whole thing. One thing I like about my darling slut wife is that she’s still addicted to cock and no matter how hot the other woman was, she still failed to give my wife that hard meat.
As they stripped me down, both fighting over my dick, I heard my wife say, “We should do this more often when the kids are away.”
I wanted the balcony, but she said the roof top would be more discreet. I pushed up against the door the moment we exited and shoved my hands into her jeans. Her cunt was already moist with anticipation. It almost begged for me to give it to her. I circled my finger tip over her clit, feeling her body twitch as she pushed into me.
“I want you to fuck me,” she moaned in my ear. “I want you to fuck me hard.”
I started to disrobe her, all the while teasing her throbbing clit. Once it was all off, I dropped to my knees and lapped up the pussy juices that were already flowing out of her. Her fingers tangled in my hair, she thrust my head into her. I licked quicker. Her knees gave and she pushed me away from her.
She returned the favor. She stripped me. She got on her knees and swallowed my cock. Sucking and licking, massaging my balls, spitting on my cock – she did it all.
“Fuck me,” she said again.
I got on the floor and she straddled me. Her ass in my hands, she started pounding down on my cock. With the index of my right finger, I massaged her asshole until it loosened up. She looked down at me and smiled, “Don’t push your luck.”
I returned the smile, “Okay. But promise we won’t roll around.”
I’m sure when your girlfriend or wife says she wants a facial, she doesn’t mean she want several guys with large cocks splooging on her face. And if you do, you have quite the woman in your hands and I salute you in any way possible –unless you’re not into that, then I feel quite sorry for you. Watching cock after cock cumming on her face tickles me inside. No idea why.
I suppose it takes a special girl to sit/kneel there and let several men shoot her face with their dicks. I haven’t met that girl yet, or calculated the right price. Women, I tell you.
In high school, I had this white friend – note that I come from a very high population of Hispanics, so white people aren’t exactly a dime a dozen – and one day he turned to me – out of all classes – in chemistry and said, “I need to at least fuck one black girl before I get married.”
Taking it a tad racist, I turned to him and said, “Excuse me?”
“Yeah. Just one. It’s something everyone should do.”
“Fuck a black girl?”
“No. Fuck someone outside your race.”
Easy for him to say, the higher population was already outside his race. But his explanation, while sounding a little stereotypical, but not in the sense that would amount to being a hate crime, gave me the sense that he’d thought this through after watching WNBA and porn back to back one day.
“They have way more energy than Hispanics (again, another misguided stereotype. I mean, we’re not that lazy; well, not all of us, at least) and white chicks. Can you imagine one of them riding your cock?”
Truth was, I couldn’t. I was in chemistry, possibly the unsexiest class one can take in high school. I’m not sure if the guy ever got his wish, but last I heard, he’s settled for a Hispanic girl. Go team!
I had given up hope of every finding Blaspheme or someone who really had an encounter rather than just another tall tale. The stories never made any sense. Everything was too warped with these ideas that I began to think that Blaspheme wasn’t a just one person, but a group of horny women fucking random men and women without strings attached.
But this fell into my lap. A card, signed by the one and only apparently. Along with it, a DVD of her interest in me. She wasn’t exactly as she was described, she was more human. But nonetheless still really fuckable.
The two women in the video, one of which was Blaspheme herself, started seducing the young man in the video. The camera work shaky, but still the sex was grand.
I love hanging out at wide open parks. Nothing better than the green grass, the tall trees, the great outdoors not tainted by the Merry-go-round or slides and not to mention the fresh air. Oh, and I almost forgot, the pussy.
Nothing like outdoor sex to spark up the adrenaline. The grabbing her ass while I’m getting her from behind. The way she clinches her cunt walls around my hard cock, causing the friction to build. I give her a slap on her ass; the whack sends little vibrations leaving it still jiggling as I slam into her.
If more women were this willing, I am sure a lot more men would be fighting to conserve the wilderness.